5) Will Ferrell, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
4) Ben Stiller, DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story
But how can we take Ben Stiller seriously as a fitness guru and captain of competitive dodgeball team The Purple Cobras without a Fu Manchu?
3) Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
Jules’ Winnfield’s mustache-sideburn-fro combo is just seriously badass. When one intends to say things like “Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Super Fly T.N.T., I’m The Guns of the Navarone!” or to quote Ezekiel 25:17, one must have the facial hair to back it up.
Dustin Hoffman with a mustache? Impossible. With a handlebar that curls at the ends? Preposterous! But it is so, and it comes with matching eyebrows.
I have not seen this movie, but I have seen this mustache and that is all I need.